Embark on a surreal storytelling exploration adventure in San Francisco with the city’s most hilarious and imaginative storyteller. Discover folklore, famous neighborhoods, insider knowledge, and more!
- San Francisco - DISCLAIMER: only 51% of information provided is guaranteed to be verifiable. Guests are required to sort the fact from the fiction.
“Never let the truth come in the way of a good story.”
–Mark Twain
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- Tour of three distinct neighborhoods
- Entertaining experiences throughout
- Bottled water
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Traverse the bustling streets of San Francisco in the company of the city’s most charismatic, witty, and THRILLING narrator!
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Listen to an assortment of ORIGINAL MYTHS and LEGENDS as told by Clyde Always, an expert raconteur, published poet, and a longtime dweller of the City by the Bay; featuring stories about witches, wise men, vagabonds, and quirky monarchs. All you need to bring is your creativity!
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Become acquainted with three renowned districts: Mission, Castro and Duboce Triangle.
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Get privileged insights about the top dining spots, parks, stores and more. Admire impressive street art, significant landmarks and splendid architecture. Experience the city from a local’s perspective.
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HEADS UP! Some of the details shared on this tour may seem totally INCONCEIVABLE. It’s up to you to distinguish between truth and tales.
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The route consists of a flat 2.2 mile (3.5 km) walk with a public restroom available midway.
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Kindly note: this tour is NOT suitable for everyone in the family. The script includes foul language and there’s a chance of encountering a nudist or two.
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A guarantee to entertain, invigorate and motivate. A memorable adventure you won’t soon forget.
For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.